The things I learn at work:

1. Whilst working at reception, one must be careful how large of bites they take of their apple pieces, for fear that a client will call.

2. The end of the Chicago Fire season finale is just a Chris conversation away.

3. Parking at the lot around the corner is all fun and games until there's a storm.

4. Watch out for Chris' dreams, they may become reality and then you'll be less one typewriter.

5. Elizabeth's phone is not so easily persuaded into "forward" mode.