The Ins and Outs of Housesitting

After two rather eventful years of consistent housesittings, I can confidently share some of my knowledge.

For your convenience, I have compiled this list of very valuable questions for you to ask a homeowner if you are ever in the market for a housesitting gig:

1. Are there any pets? This may seem like a strange question to have to ask as there are usually hints around a house which will help you to know whether or not there is a domesticated animal present. I have been to the current house I'm sitting approximately 5 times before and I still didn't know the face of the adorable little dog who inhabits the property. If you would like to avoid the awkward "I didn't know there was a dog" conversation, ask the question.

2. Can I have friends over? Some homeowners will not only approve, but entirely encourage gatherings. I have many times been told I should have friends over;  followed by a noting of the location of extra beds and bedding. If you would rather have permission to invite all your Mennonites over for a week long party, ask the question. 

3. Where is the electrical box and main water shut off? Now, let me tell you about the looks I get when I ask this question. Apparently, it is not normal for a woman of my age to entertain ridiculous ideas such as being able to keep a house in one piece, should a disaster of a sort occur. Also, if you are a homeowner and you don't know where these things are, you should probably figure it out. Ask the question (if not for your sake, then for that of the homeowner).

4. Finally, how much WiFi do you have? You may think it is more important to ask what the password for the WiFi is, but these homeowners look at your age and assume you will need your technology to survive. I would be more concerned they won't have enough WiFi to support your cheapo filippo Mennonites who NEED to stream the baseball game, right. now. If you're more interested in your guests all around enjoyment than friendly interaction, ask the question. 

Now that you are aware of the all important questions essential to the operation of a pro-housesitter, you are all set to embark on a housesitting venture of your own!

Fly my dear grasshoppers! this is t-bear signing off