Fat Tuesday

It is Fat Tuesday. I'm not at home in Ltown. Lakeside is not "down Oak Street and take a left".
I really want a poonchkie and have been denied a privilege given to many. It's just rude. Completely rude.
If I wanted to be left out of important events, like eating thousand calorie donuts, I would have gone to space where they are also denied such privileges.
Why do we have mothers? So they can please their children. Yet for some reason, my mother has not yet arrived with a poonchki. She is a fun sucker. Just sucks all the fun out of every awesome moment. Shame on you mother. Shame.
Here I am, all alone on this blistering Tuesday night. No light in the night, and no poonchki beside me.

Eat one for me, this is t-bear signing off